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more insider news and rumour from our desk here. Reports last month revealed quarrelling between members of the HC3.these were later mended only for a far more ruthless feud to emerge ,we can reveal between ENDA and Tadhg! With both men fighting for lead vocals a moralless unspoken war has emerged between the two.The other three members went on to add nothing at all about the situation. Tadhg actually was willing to denounce Enda on live television during an interview for the upcoming RTE documentary Luke(a biography of the late Luke Kelly).The footage was later edited, many believe from the implications of Enda being quoted in a MAJOR Morrocan tabloid stating ‘Tadhg can’t hold his drink’. Will this Cold War continue in TMO camp? Stay tuned for more details. Rumours over Chippo’s suicide are now in doubt following claims by a National Geographic camera crew that they had captured the monkey during a documentary. The footage has been produced but it is inconclusive. The monkey was rumoured to have been in depression for a long time and only months ago his disappearance was reported by the press. His cruel master is quoted as being ‘very upset’ and ‘cannot understand why Chippo would leave in such a fashion’. In other news Tadhg and Delaney were recently allowed to walk free from a Mexican prison after being arrested for drunk disorderliness. They had drunken too many violent Mexican spirits and had become poorly witted and aggresive. They were released when it emerged they were members of a top rock band. So not to let the other prisoners feel neglected the pair agreed to take a bloody beating at the hands of the police but refused to participate in being shot, although the Mexican police insisted that they would not damage any major organs. The two members would like to thank the Mexican police office for there coperation. Reports that Paul Campbell visited the Zoo recently with Madonna have turned out to be false. We would like to apologise to both parties for any offence it may have caused. Another apology to Enda who IS NOT having a relationship with Michael Jackson. Jackson’s layers say the singing superstar found it particularly offending that the word ‘meaningful’ was included. Delaney and Leech are also touted to be in romance this month. In very recent news the two were photographed entering Jon’s Lucan mansion with all four members of B*witched. Although no one has left the house since, through his bathroom window Jon denied the allegations. He also stated he was ‘Through with drugs’ and ‘getting on with his life’. Jon is receiving support from former heroin addict Paul who just overcome his own drugs hell. In turn Paul received support from recovered cocaine addict Tadhg who in return received support from recovered alcoholic Delaney. Enda tried to get hooked on all mentioned substances but fortunately failed in all areas. More news next month. |
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