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John: Doctor, doctor, I think Iím a goat.
Doctor: How long
have you been feeling like this?
an Aliens favourite bar?
famous mouse once stared as a reindeer in a Disney Cartoon?
would you call a Crazy Duck?
Stephen:Doctor ,doctor, I
have only 59 seconds to live.
Doctor, doctor, I
feel like a pair of curtains .
Auntie, when are you going to do your trick?
worse than finding a worm in your apple
did the girl put her hand on the clock?
position does Dracula like to play in football?
do ghosts like to go on holiday?
would you call a laughing motorbike?
Knock ,whoís there?
did the skeleton cross the road ?
do you call two banana skins? .
you hear about the man who damaged his health drinking milk?
Teacher:Who was the first woman on earth.
Niamh: Can I, have a hint Miss.
Teacher: Yes think of an apple
Niamh: The first woman was Granny Smith
John:Teacher do you think itís right to punish someone for something that they didnít do
Teacher: Most definitely not !
John: Thatís a relief, I did not do my homework.
Girl :Teacher gave out to me today because I didnít know where the Pyramids were.
Father: Well you should remember where you put things.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
did the priest say when he saw insects on his roses?
did the golfer change her shoe?
did Neptune say when the sea ran dry?
long and narrow thick and thin cock your leg and stick it in ?
flies high runs low wears boots out and has none?
did the cow wear a bell?
did the pin say to the balloon?
All the jokes have been collected by Sixth Class
Do you have any jokes? We would love to hear from you with your jokes.