Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Cordelia

"Why do I have to be bait? I'm always bait. Why can't Willow be bait? "

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Xander: And in all, this is not what I call a big self-esteem booster
Cordy: Tell me about it- just look at you...and those clothes... where did U get those shoes
Xander: You know what... this would work a lot better for me if you didn't talk
Cordy: Well, it would work a lot better for me with the lights off
Xander: Are U saying that U can't look at me when we.. do whatever it is we do?
Cordy: No, it's not that I can't.. it's more I don't want to

Cordy: Like that compares to kissing a guy who thinks the hoover technique is a big turn on.

Cordy: Why do I have to be bait? I'm always bait. Why can't Willow be bait?

Cordy: There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property

Cordy: Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer-I'm- so-great-I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my-date -or-even-call going to be there?
Oz: Yeah. You know, he's just going by Devon now.
Cordy: Well, you can tell him that I don't care, and that I didn't even mention it, and that I didn't even see you, so that's just fine.
Oz: So, what do I tell him?
Cordy: Nothing. Geeze, get with the program!

Cordy: I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself.
Xander: Not just any girl. You're special.

Cordy: We're still all rooting for you on Saturday. I'd be there for you myself if I didn't have a leg wax.

Angel: Cordelia told me the truth
Xander: Ha- that's gotta be a first

Angel: We found some of some
Buffy: you mean, like, two of the three
Angel: I mean, like, some of them. Like parts
Cordy: It was horrible- Angel saved me from an arm

Cordy: You guys... I just... hate you guys! The weirdest things always happen when you're around.

Cordy: Why does everyone always yell my name? I'm not deaf, and I can take a hint. What's the hint?

Cordy: Oh, he's a _vampire_. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a care bear, with fangs.

Giles: Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?
Willow: Maybe because they met her? Did *I* say that?

Cordy: Well, evil just compounds evil, doesn't it? First, I'm sentenced to a computer tutorial on Saturday. Now I have to read some computer book. There are books on computers? Isn't the point of computers to replace books?

Cordy: I don't think anyone should have to do anything educational in school if they don't want to.

Cordy: Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it.

Cordy: Gym was cancelled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker

Cordy: I was totally beachless for a month and a half. No one suffered like I suffered

Cordy: I don't get it. Buffy's the Slayer - shouldn't she have...
Xander: What, a license to kill?
Cordy: Well, not for fun. But she's like this Superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?
Willow: Sure, in a fascist society.
Cordy: Right! Why can't we have one of those?

Cordy: Eww! Why is it that every conversation you people have has the word "corpse" in it?

Cordy: I came over here to tell Buffy to stop this craziness and found you all unconscious.. again- how many times have you been knocked out anyway? I swear one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma
Giles: Wake up in a ... oh nevermind

Cordy: Buffy, love the hair. It just screams street urchin