Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Oz

"Oh yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty"

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Devon: What does a girl have to do to impress you?
Oz: Well, it involves a feather boa, and the theme to "A Summer Place.

Oz: Who *is* that girl?" (Willow)

Oz: You're just impressed by any pretty girl who can walk and talk.
Devon: She doesn't have to talk.

Willow: You know, I never really thanked you.
Oz: Oh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty.

Cordy: Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer-I'm- so-great-I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my -date-or-even-call going to be there?
Oz: Yeah. You know, he's just going by Devon now.
Cordy: Well, you can tell him that I don't care, and that I didn't even mention it, and that I didn't even see you, so that's just fine.
Oz: So, what do I tell him?
Cordy: Nothing. Geeze, get with the program!

Oz: Well, I sort of test well, you know, which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs

Buffy: Try it!
Oz: Try what?
Buffy: I'm sorry.
Oz: I'm still not clear what I'm supposed to try.
Buffy: Nothing. God, I'm sorry.
Oz: That's a tense person.

Willow: He's shot! Are you okay?
Oz: I, um, I'm shot, you know. Wow! It's odd. And painful.

Willow: I'm trying to get to cute really, but I'm still sorta stuck on strange
Oz: Well, I'd be willing to bargain down to eccentric with an option on cool

Oz: I don't know. I think we're kinda getting a rhythm down.
Xander: We're losing half the vamps
Oz: Yeah- but rhythmically
Willow: We just need to work on our timing, I think.

Alfonse: Nobody cause any trouble or try to leave...and nobody gets hurt
Angel: Why don't I believe him?
Oz: Well, he lacks credibility