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L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | W | BABE Duck means death....death means carnage....CHRISTMAS MEANS CARNAGE!!!! BACK TO THE FUTURE You made a time machine...out of a Delorian? Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintigrated Einstein! I'm your density. I mean...destiny. A) 1.21JIGOWATTS!! 1.21 jigowatts, great scott! B) What the hell's a jigowatt? A) Calvin, why do you keep callin' me Calvin? B) Well that's your name isn't it? It says so right on your underwear George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain. Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? Doctor Emmet Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style? [1955 Doc is watching a video of 1985 Doc] Doctor Emmet Brown: Radiation suit? Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars! [In the past, Marty observes his dad's incompetence.] Marty: Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born! Goldie Wilson: I'll be the most powerful man in Hill Valley, and I'm gonna clean up this town. Lou: [handing him a broom] Good, you can start by sweeping the floor. [Lorraine's parents are talking about Marty McFly, Lorraine's future son] Stella Baines: He's a very strange young man. Sam Baines: He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine, if you ever have a kid that acts that way I'll disown you.> [Dr. Emmet Brown is doubting Marty McFly's story about that he is from the future] Dr. Emmet Brown: Then tell me, "future boy", who is president in the United States in 1985? Marty McFly: What? Dr. Emmet Brown: I suppose Jane Wyman is the first lady! And Jack Benny is secretary of the treasury! I've had enough practical jokes for one evening! Good day, future boy! Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me? Dr. Emmet Brown: Precisely. Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy. Dr. Emmet Brown: There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull? Dr. Emmet Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. Dr. Emmett L. "Doc" Brown: I'm sure in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by! BAD BOYS I wake up this morning...I got a power ranger up my ass!!! You drive slow enough to drive Miss Daisy Casper: Jesus! Could you use a smaller gun? You got blood on me again! Mike: You freeze, bitch! Store Clerk: Oh shit, I'm fucked. Mike: Now back up, put the gun down and give me a packet of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. Marcus: And some Skittles. Marcus Burnett: You mean, y'all paid, what, $80,000 for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?! Mike Lowery: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. Limited edition. Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited! No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along. Marcus Burnett: Oh, man, that was cold! Detective Sanchez: Yeah, so was your mama's bed. BATMAN Mugger: What are you? Batman: I'm Batman. Joker: Winged freak...terrorizes. Wait'll they get a load of me. Joker: Where does he get those wonderful toys? You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my victims! Can somebody tell me what kind of world we live in when someone dressed up like a *** gets all of my press? This town needs an enema. Like my plastic surgeon always says if you gotta go, go with a smile. Beetlejuice 'The only one I think I can deal with is Edgar Allen Poe's Daughter! I think she understands me!' Best Friend's Wedding Michael's chasing Kimmy. You're chasing michael. One question. Who's chasing you? I am a busy girl i have four days to break up a wedding steal the brides fella and i havent one clue how to do it! It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy! BEVERLY HILLS COP #1: I'm driving. I saw your car. #2: Oh man, that's cold! Phil! Phil! What's with the hostility! You've changed! A) Is this your car? B) No, around here we just take whichever one is closest : Now listen to me my tough little friend. I don't know from under which stone you crawled or where you get these ridiculous accusations about me, but it's become painfully obvious you haven't got the slightest fucking idea who you're dealing with A) What's the charge? B) Disturbing the peace A) DISTURBING THE PEACE? I got thrown out of a f$#*in' window, man! What's the charge on getting thrown out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalkin'? Tell Victor that Ramon---the fella he met about a week ago?---tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man. A) How do you know it was a professional hit? B) I didn't just walk in here from the cotton fields, whoever killed your friend wasn't worried about YOUR little narrow ass, if he was, you'd be lying next to him in that meat wagon A) If you hurt her... B) Yes, I'm all ears A) I'll kill you B) Really? That would be a neat trick BIRDCAGE, THE I was adorable once.Young and full of hope. And now, look at me, I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle aged thing! person 1 : That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman. person 2 : You're not a woman. person3: Oh, u bas87rd #1: When you gonna let me audition for your show? #2: When you have talent. #1 Can't we hire a straight maid for the night? #2 There are no straight maids in South Beach 1- Why is he chewing gum? That's so unprofessional! 2- It helps me think. 1- Honey, you're wasting gum! That was John Wayne in a tutu. It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable. You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. BIG LEBOWSKI, THE This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. BILLY MADISON What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having heard it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... The part of the story I didnt like was the little boy gave up lookin for the dog after an hour! he didnt put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited.. The kid's gotta think, you got a pet.. you got a responsibility. If your dog gets lost, you dont look for an hour and then call it quits, you get your ass out there and you find that fu*&in dog! BLUES BROTHERS Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it! Elwood: I bet you they got SCMODS. Jake: SCMODS? Elwood: State County Municipal Offender Data System. Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God. Elwood: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now! We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline. : One Timex digital watch - broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. Ya see, me and the Lord have an understanding. I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!! BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA [Jack Burton]:This is Jack Burton of the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talking to whoever is listening out there. It's like I told my last wife, I says: "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, besides it's all in the reflexes." BLAIR WITCH PROJECT I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry, cause it was my fault. I was the one, who led them through the woods, and I kept insisting that we weren't lost. I know we going to die out here. I'M SO SCARED. Im scared to close my eyes, and I"M SCARED TO OPEN THEM. BLAZING SADDLES Jim: The Waco Kid: What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter." You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons. Bart: Who is this Mongo, anyway? Jim: The Waco Kid: Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who," he's more of a "what." Jim: The Waco Kid: What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this? Bart: Mongo, why would Hedley Lamarr care about "where the choo-choo go"? Mongo: Don't know. Mongo only pawn in game of life. Hedley Lamarr: There might be legal precedent! Of course, Landsnatching . . . land, land, Land, see Snatch. Ah, Hailie vs. United Sates. Hailie: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done! Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and mercenists! Jim: The Waco Kid: Where you headed, cowboy? Bart: Nowhere special. Jim: The Waco Kid: "Nowhere special." I always wanted to go there. Taggart: I know how we can run everyone out of rock ridge. Hedley Lamarr: How? Taggart: We'll kill the first born male child in every household. Hedley Lamarr: Too Jewish. Olson Johnson: Our fathers came across the prairie. Fought, Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix. Remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town. Bart: I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town. Jim: The Waco Kid: Gee, in another twenty-five years you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight. Hedley Lamarr: Be ready to attack Rock Ridge at noon tomorrow. Here's your badge. Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! Rev. Johnson: Now, I don't have to tell you good folks, what has been happening here in our beloved little town: sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. Jim: The Waco Kid: No, no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad. Howard Johnson: You know, Niche says, "Out of chaos comes order." Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard. Bart: What is it, that's not exactly water, and it ain't exactly earth? Bart and Charlie: Quicksand!!! Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a-glow with whirling transient nodes of thought, careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. Taggart: Ditto! Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. Taggart: Gal-darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore. Bart: Well, can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man? Howard Johnson: We don't care if it's the first act of Henry V, we're leaving! Taggart: What in the wide, wide world of sports's a-goin' on here?! Charlie: Am I wrong, or is the world rising? Hedley Lamarr: Sir, you have the seeds of greatness in you. Nurse them, caress them, poor water on them. Taggart: Piss on you. I'm working for Mel Brooks! Hedley Lamarr: Gentlemen, please. Rest your sphincters. Lyle: Dock that chink a day's pay for napping on the job. Jim: The Waco Kid: I must of killed more men than Sessile B. De Mille. Bart: Go for your gun. Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. Bart: Alright, we'll settle this it men, with our fists. Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed. Bart: Well, don't just sit there, looking stupid, grasping your hands in pain. How about a little applause for the Waco Kid. Boiler Room You think money can't buy happiness, look at the smile on my face. Anyone that tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't have any. Pick up your skirt, Grab your balls, and close this fucking account BONNIE AND CLYDE When I was in prison, I cut off my two left toes with an ax to get out of work detail. Two days later I made parole. BRAVEHEART -It's a trap or your blind. -[William Wallace]: Look at this, we've got to try. We can't do this alone, joining the nobles is the only hope for our people. You know what happens if we don't take that chance? -What? -[Wallace]: Nothing. -[Wallace]: If I swear to him then all that I am is dead already. -You will die, it will be awful. -[Wallace]: Every man dies, not every man really lives. What kind of man would defy a king  |