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WAYNE'S WORLD
And I've learned that real love can exist between two grown men
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1) How would you feel about making a change?
2) We fear change
Then I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.
#1 do i frighten you?
#2 no.
#1 would you like me to?
If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.
GAME OFF!!!..........GAME ON!!!!!!!!
I've never done a crazy thing in my life before that night.......Why is it if a man kills another man in battle its called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion its called murder?
--guest appearance by Al Bundy
Did you ever see that Twilight Zone where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool huh?
You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.
: #1-Anything wrong, Davy?
#2-Yeah, I got paid today.
#1-Yeah, I know what that's like.
#2-No. You don't understand. They laid me off. I got one of these.
#1-Yeah, I know how that feels.
#2-Know what I'd like to do? |
#1-Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
#2-Actually, I was thinking of filing a disagreement with the union.
#1-Well, the world's a twisted place.
Davy and Al Bundy
Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before ... but I'll probably stay in Aurora.
#1-Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
#2-She's a babe.
#1- She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".
#2-If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.
#1-Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
#2-(laughing) No... No!
#1-Neither did I. I was just asking.
1)Do you have a lawyer?
2)Uh, we're in between lawyers right now. You see, our last one screwed our affairs so badly
3)That's right--I walked right into his office and this is what I did--I reached across the desk, grabbed him by his big fat head and I said--Listen Man, I'm not going to jail for you, or ANYBODY!
*You know, _____, if you're not careful, you're gonna lose me.
*Lose you? I lost you 2 months ago! We broke up! Remember?
Stacie Alert!! Oh no I made eye contact!! I am being pulled in by her tracer beam!!
He wipes his ass with his record deal...I love this guy
No Stairway! Denied!!
Garth: Party on Wayne!
Wayne: Party on Garth!
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
-[Harry]:No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
-[Sally]:So you are saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
-[Harry]:No, you pretty much want to nail them too.
I'.m telling you this because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible!
I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life in Casablanca, married to a man who runs a bar. That may sound very snobbish to you, but I don't.
#1I'll have the chef salad with the oil and vinegar on the side and the apple pie ala mode. But wait, I want the pie heated and I want the ice cream on the side. And I want strawberry, if you have it, if not I want whipped cream, but only if it's real, if it's out of the can than nothing.
#2Not even the pie?
#1No, then the pie, but not heated.
#3I'll have what she had.
There is too much pepper on my paprikash, but I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie
WIZARD OF OZ
Lions and tigers and bears oh my!
-Dorothy
There's no place like home. There's no place like home. - Dorothy
