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FAR AND AWAY
But all the land in the world means nothing to me without you. I tried to prove myself to you but I know nothing of books and alphabets, or the sun and moon. All I know is Joseph loves Shannon. That's all that matters to me.
- Joseph Donnelly
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF
Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.
Ferris Bueller: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you would have a diamond.
FIELD OF DREAMS
-At the time you don't think much of it, you know, we just don't recognize the most significant moments of our lives. Back then I thought, "There'll be other days...", I didn't realize that was the only day.
FIRST WIVES CLUB, THE
be afraid, be very afraid
Don't get mad, get everything.
I don't want to hurt Morty, I love Morty. I want him dumped by that spandex sucking crotch jockey on the six o'clock news, in front of the entire Western hemisphere. And after that, of course I want World Peace!
I am saying this with love, compassion and true sisterhood. You are full of $hit! (Brenda)
You think I don't have feelings, but YOUR WRONG!! I do have feelings, I'M AN ACTRESS!! I HAVE ALL OF THEM!!!!
Your 45, the next time I give a facelift, you're going to able to BLINK YOUR LIPS
My age?! NO, NO!!! There are only three age roles for women in Hollywood to play,BABE, DISTRICT ATTORNEY, and DRIVING MISS DAISY. Right now, I want to be young, SCIENCE FICTION YOUNG!!!
Oh come on, Elise!!! If I give you anymore cologen, your lips are going to look like THEY GOT STUCK IN A POOL DRAIN!!
He brought her to my sons bar mitzvah
Is she a gift?
FLETCH
-$100 a serving? Better just make it two.
Pathologist: Ever seen a spleen that large?
Fletch: No, not since breakfast.
Fletch : Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo.
Fletch: This little proposition doesn't entail me dressing as little-bo-peep, does it?
Fletch: Aren't you gonna read me my rights?
Cop: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him.
Fletch: I think I'll waive my rights.
FORREST GUMP
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get.
Stupid is as stupid does
So i just kept on running...
The Principal of Greenbow County Central Schools: "Your momma sure does care 'bout your schoolin' son"
Forrest Gump: "We were like peas and carrots, Jenny and I"
Forrest Gump: "He was from a long great military tradition - somebody in his family had fought - and DIED - in every -single - American - war"
Lt. Dan: "Have you found Jesus yet Gump?"
Forrest Gump: "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him - Sir!"
FOUR WEDDINGS & A FUNERAL
Fabulous dress. The ecclesiastical purple with the pagan orange symbolizing the magical symbiosis in marriage between the heathen and Christian traditions.
Scarlett, you're blind, she looks like a big meringue.
Basicly, you're saying marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.
We ask these things in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Goat, ...Ghost, amen
FUGITIVE, THE
it's funny when you find leg chains with no legs in them
FULL METAL JACKET
You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f*&king beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian $hit.
1 Did your parents ever have any children that lived?!
#2 Sir, yes sir!
#1 I bet they regret that!
