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L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | W | MALLRATS Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. She called you callow. / You say that as if it is bad. / It is, it means weak willed and shallow. / Hmm, and I thought that was the only good thing in the letter. the guy looks like a date rapist you dumb baŁtard! that ain't a scooner, thats a sailboat! #2 you know what! there ain't no easter bunny...THATS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT! Lois Lane could never carry Superman's baby. He'd shoot his load like a shotgun right through her back. MASK OF ZORRO To enter Montero's world I must give you something which is completely beyond your reach: charm. - De La Vega MATRIX Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, cause Kansas is goin' bye bye. - Cypher Do you think that's air you're breathing? Hmmm. : Have you ever had a dream that you felt so sure was real? What if you couldn't wake up from that dream? You're probably asking yourself the same question I've been asking myself since I got down here....."Why the Hell didn't I take the blue pill?" How about this, I give you the finger, and you give me my phonecall. You take the BLUE PILL, you wake up in your own bed, and you BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE. You take the RED PILL, you stay in WONDERLAND, and I'll show you HOW DEEP THE RABBIT HOLE GOES. 1.)Don't worry about the vase 2.)What vase? *CRASH* 2.)I'm sorry! 1.)It's ok, I said don't worry about it 1-Goodbye, Mr. Anderson. 2-My name, is Neo. You hear that sound, Mr. Anderson? That's the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of your death. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment. But you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows that same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague. The Matrix is everywhere, it's all around us, here even in this room. You can see it out your window, or on your television. You feel it when you go to work, or go to church or pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. MEN IN BLACK You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good. - J MISSION IMPOSSIBLE -[Luther]: I'm going to miss being refered to as disreputable. -[Ethen]: Luther, if it makes you feel any better, I'll always think of you that way. Your mission should you choose to accept it.... MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries We are the knights who say.......NI! NI NI NI NI NI NI NI!!!" I fart in your general direction! I soiled my armor In the name of our lord's mercy, this is the hold grenade that will blow your enemy into bits and pieces. Come back here, you! I'll bite your legs off!! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who I hate you English-type wimpy wipers of other peoples' bottoms!! I blow my nose at you!! Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals.... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then thou lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feed upon the lambs and sloths and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats.... Oh, shut up, you'll be stone dead in a minute! What are you going to do, bleed on me? MURIEL'S WEDDING do you ever think you're nothing? You're terrible, Muriel  |