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TERMINATOR
I'll be back...
There is no fate but what we make for ourselves. - John Conner
TIN CUP
-[Roy MacAvoy]: When a defining moment comes along, you can either define the moment, or the moment can define you.
-[Moreen]: I've got some extra money saved up, why don't we go somewhere special.
-[Doctor Lady]: Exactly, that's what..
-[Roy]: Why?
-[Moreen]: Well it's the Waffle House, and ...
-[Roy]: I know it's the Waffle House.
-[Mike]: I've been dreaming of waffles for (pause) eighteen-hundred miles.
-[Bob]: Me too.
-[Larry]: We had a waffle house like this in Midland.
-[Hank]: Midland? It was Odessa.
TOP GUN
Maverick: This is what I call a target rich environment.
Goose: You live your life between your legs, Mav.
Maverick: Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.
Goose: I'm telling you, I'd be happy to find a girl who's talk dirty to me.
Goose: O.K., I guess it's my turn, isn't it? Alright, the bet is twenty dollars.
Maverick: Twenty dollars.
Goose: Right, you have to have carnal knowledge of a lady this time, on the premises.
Mav: On the premises.
Goose: Come on Mav, a bet's a bet.
Mav: I don't know, it just, uh...it just doesn't seem fair, for you I mean.
But...uh...she's lost that loving feeling.
Goose: She's lost...no she hasn't.
Mav: Yes she has.
Goose: She has not lost that lovin'...
Mav: Goose, she's lost it.
Goose: Mav, come on. I hate it when she does that...shit.
Viper: Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 103 degrees.
Goose: Holy shit, it's Viper!
Maverick: Yeah, and I'll bet he's saying, "Holy shit, it's Maverick and Goose."
Goose: Yeah, I'm sure he's saying that, Mav.
Viper: In case some of you are wondering who the best is they are up here on this plaque.
[turns to Maverick] Do you think your name will be on that plaque?
Maverick: Yes sir.
Viper: That's pretty arrogant considering the company here, don't you think?
Maverick: Yes sir.
Viper: I like that in a pilot.
Discussing Maverick.]
Viper: Let me ask you something, if you had to go into battle, would you want him on your side?
Jester: I don't know, I just don't know
Goose's wife: Hey Goose you big stud!
Goose: That's me, honey.
Goose's wife: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Goose: Show me the way home, honey.
Slider: Goose who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?
Goose: The list is long, but distinguished.
Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson.
Goose: The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
Iceman: The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.
Maverick: I think I'll go make a fool of myself with Goose.
Hondo: Your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash.
Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick and Goose: ...the need for speed!
Maverick: You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.
Hondo: And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!
Maverick: Yes sir!
Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.
Maverick: Bull$hit! You can be mine.
Hondo: They gave you your choice of duty son, anything, anywhere. Do you believe that shit? Where do you think you wanna go?
Maverick: I thought of being an instructor, sir.
Hondo: Top Gun?
Maverick: Yes, sir.
Hondo: God help us.
TOP SECRET
Top Secret
-[Hilary]:Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims Tournament
-[Blindman]:In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual.
TOY SOLDIERS
Relax, Yogurt. It's not like we're going to defuse a bomb or something
when you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart!
TRAINSPOTTING
Take the greatest orga$m you've ever had, multiply that by a thousand and you can't come close to it.
Most people hate the English. I don't - they're just wankers.
I havent felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978
It's $hite being scottish! We're the lowest of the f*cking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servial, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. they're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We ruled by the effete as$holes. It's a $hite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world won't make any f*cking difference.
I'd expect you to be a considerate lover, generous but firm. failure on your part to live up to these very reasonable expectations will result in swift resumption of out non-$ex situation. Right?
Because shoplifting is theft, which is a crime, and despite what you may belive, there is no such entity as victimless crime.
Most people hate the English. I don't - they're just wankers.
All I'm trying to say is that The Name of the Rose was merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.
1: would you care for an appetizer?
2: no thank you, I think I'll proceed directly to the intravaneous injection of hard drugs.
what are my reasons? I don't have reasons. who needs reasons when you have her