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CASABLANCA
Captain Louis Renault: What on earth brought you to Casablanca?
Rick Blaine: My health ... I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Louis Renault: But this is the desert.
Rick Blaine: I was misinformed.
Rick Blaine: All the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Rick Blaine: If you don't get in that plane you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Rick Blaine: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
-[Yvonne]:Where were you last night?
-[Rick]:That's so long ago, I don't remember.
-[Yvonne]:Will I see you tonight?
-[Rick]:I never make plans that far ahead.
-[Ugarte]:You despise me, don't you?
-[Rick Blaine]:If I gave you any thought I probably would.
CITIZEN KANE
R-o-s-e-b-u-d!
Mr Carter if the headline is big enough, it makes the news big enough
CITY SLICKERS
The older you get the younger your girlfriends get...pretty soon u'll be dating sperm
-Billy Crystal
CLOCKWORK ORANGE, A
1) Where is he now,Sir?
2) We put him away, where he can do you no harm
1)You're a very lucky boy to have been chosen
2) I realise that
This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old Ultra-Violence.
It's no good sitting there in hope, my little brothers! I won't say a single solitary slovo unless I have my lawyer here. I know the law, you ba$tards!!
The question is whether or not this technique really makes a man good. Goodness comes from within. Goodness is chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.
One thing i could never stand is to see a filthy old drunky howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blerp blerp in between as it might be a filth old orchestra in his stinking rotton guts.
I've suffered the tortures of the damned, sir. Tortures of the damned.
Violence is a very horrible thing.
CLUELESS
He's an Oscar Wilde readin', disco-dancin', Streisand ticket-holding friend-of Dorothy Your man Christian's a cake boy.
Mr. Hall, I was surving the crimson wave, I had to haul ass to the ladies.
Physical Fitness in this school is a disgrace! I hardly call waiting in line aerobically affective. I doubt I have worked off the calories in a stick of carefree gum.
#1: Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes have been calling again!
#2: They ARE your parents.
#1 My plastic surgeon doesn't permit me to do anything where balls fly near my nose!
#2 Well, there goes your social life!
WHATEVER!!
AS IF!
Are you talking about drugs?
Yeah.
Tai, how old are you?
I'll be 16 in May.
Well, my birthday's in April and as someone older may I please give you some advice? It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laces at parties but it quite another to be fried all day. (Dionne: Do you see the distinction?) The loadies generally hang on the grassy knoll over there. Sometimes they come to class and so bonehead things and we all laugh of course, but no respectable girl actually dates them. You don't wanna start off on the wrong foot, now do you?
And may I remind you! It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty!!
And could the suicide attempts please be postponed 'til the next period!
Hes like a Picasso..from far away it looks ok but up close its just a big mess
CONAIR
Define Irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band killed in a plane crash
- Garland Greene
CRAFT, THE
Everything in nature steals. Big animals steal form little animals and we steal from them.
#2 Yeah but they steal for survival
1-Girls, watch out for the weirdos.
2-We are the weirdos, mister.
I'm Sorry, but i spent a huge part of my life being ugly, and now that i'm not, im having fun!!!
You're white honey, just deal with it.
What's the big deal, why doesn't she just use magic on us?
CRUEL INTENTIONS
I'm the Marcia fu%king Brady of the upper East Side and sometimes I want to kill myself for it. So theres your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud
The only reason I let him keep up with this cherade is because is because the man has a mouth like a Hoover.
1) What are you doing?
2) I don't want to kiss you there, Cecile. I want to kiss you HERE...
3) Ew. That tickles OH GOD!!!
1) We played 3 games of Backgammon, Mrs. Sugarman. You beat me every time.
2) I did?!?
1) Yup, you did. And then I fu$ked your daughter.
2) What was that?
1) I said, Would you like some more water?
1) Oh, your journal, could you be more queer?
2) Could you be more desperate to read it?
And how are things down under? Blossoming I hope. . .
I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid debutante girls... nothing shocks them anymore.
Screwing the headmaster's daughter before school starts...think of what it will do for my reputation. She will be my greatest conquest.
Do you think I like acting like Mary Sunshine 24-7 so that I can be considered a lady?
Everybody loves me... and I intend to keep it that way
Be her Captain Picard, Valmont.Boldly go where no man has gone before
I'm impressed.....Well I'm in love
I already know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.
Are you a lesbian?
Jesus Christ, is she for real?
About that little wager of yours? Count me in. what are the terms?
If i win... than that how little car or yours is mine.
And if i win
? I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married.
Be more specific. In english I'll fu$k your brains out.
what makes you think i'd go for that bet? That's a 1956 Jaguar Roadster.
Because i am the only person you can't have and it kills you.
NO WAY.
You can put it anywhere. You got yourself a bet baby.
A parodime of chastity and virtue
My victory isn't over her, it's over you..
Come Again...
You were very much in love with her and you're still in love but it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don't you get it, Sebastion. You're just a toy, a little toy I like to play with and now you've totally blown it with her. I think that's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Cheers. So I assume that you've come to make arrangement but unfortuantely, I don't fuŁk losers.
Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympic hurdler.
