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L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | W | HAPPY GILMORE I gotta get tough, Only 364 more days till' next years hocky tryouts I was on this tour for one reason - money - but now I've got a new reason: kicking your ass! HOME ALONE You're such a disease, Kevin! I made my family disappear. Santy Clause don't visit the funeral homes, little buddy. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone! Eleven, including me, 5 boys, 6 girls, 4 parents, 2 drivers, and a partridge in a pear tree. #1) Aren't you the least bit worried about Kevin? #2) No and for three reasons. A, I'm not that lucky. 2, We have smoke detectors. And 3, We live on the most boring street in the United States of America where nothing even reMOTEly dangerous could EVER happen. period. He was in the garage again playing with the glue gun. #1 Get back , he's calling the cops #2 From a treehouse!!!!!????? HOT SHOTS [Admiral Benson comes into the briefing room in riding pants] [Admiral Benson]: Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger ... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life. I cant find my lucky gum |