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EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
HAN: Am I? Then why are you following me? Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
LEIA: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
HAN: I can arrange that.
THREEPIO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one.
HAN: Never tell me the odds!
LUKE: All right, I'll give it a try.
YODA: No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
LUKE: I can't. It's too big.
YODA: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm? Mmmm. And well you should not. For my ally in the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. It's energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you. Here, between you...me...the tree...the rock...everywhere! Yes, even between this land and that ship!
LUKE: You want the impossible. I don't...I don't believe it.
YODA: That is why you fail.
EMPIRE RECORDS
Joe...I'm leaving the couch now, Joe... I'm leaving the couch, my butt's numb"
A pink plastic razor with daisies and a moisturizing strip
Well Shanade O' rebelion...shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior.
I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn't on the guest list.
Ohhhh, what not like me, turbo slut is that it
Maybe I want to be sterile.
Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear!
A.J.: What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's witht you today?
Now Deborah, don't be bitter. Certainly with your ever growing collection of flesh-mutilating silver appendages and your new neo-nazi makeoever, the boys will come a-runnun.
Attention Rex Manning fans! To you left you notice a shoplifter being chased by ameture Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep-fried in a vat of hot oil, and served to your first 100 hundred customers. Hahaha...just another tasty treat, from the gang at Empire Records!
person 1: Why don't you shove them up your ass!
person 2: Because it would hurt a lot more.
she hates me. She hates me too, but I have enough sense to hate her back.
A.J: Wow.
Lucas: You did have hair when you went in there, right?
Deborah: Yeah, it's still in the sink if you wanna glue it. Hey, Lucas. Is it true you committed the perfect crime?
Lucas: Not entirely perfect.
Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?
No revealing clothing....No visible tattoos...We're both screwed...At least you're used to it
#1- Look what you took- rap, metal, rap, metal, Whitney Houston.
#2-Its' for my girlfriend alright?
#1 Sure it is. Someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not magnify them...maybe some jazz, or some classical.
#2-Maybe you bite me.
I know this, that if i win this roll I will save the place that i work from being sold, and the jobs of my friends that work there. Thus strikeing a blow at all that is evil and makeing this world a betterplace to live in. Plus I will buy you all drinks
You are the perfect guy to ask about women. My wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?
Where's the money?
Joe the money is gone.
Yeah, I know the money is gone, where has it gone to?
Atlantic City.
Is it coming back from Atlantic City?
Ah, I don't think so Joe.
What's it doing in Atlantic City?
Recirculating.
I talked to God and she says 'yo whas up?'
