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L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | W | L.A. CONFIDENTIAL You are the first person that has not told me that I look like Veronica Lake inside of a minute You know me, I'm keepin' the streets safe boys! My partner stopped to help a damsel in distress. He's got his priorities all screwed up. This is the City Of The Angels and you havn't got any wings. LAST SUPPER, THE I say we bury the cracker and eat dessert It's 1909 and you're alone with a young artist named Adolf. Do you kill him? LEGENDS OF THE FALL I will wait for you for as long as it takes. I will wait forever. forever turned out to be too long. (in a letter) Suzanna- All we had is dead, as I am dead...marry another. LETHAL WEAPON 1 In one ear and out the rubber. - Martin Riggs I'm too old for this $hit. -Murtawk This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real firing gun. All dressed up and no one to blow. Hate him back, works for me. That was the same albino jackrabbit son of a bitŁh that capped Hunsacker. Person #1: "Thats a hell of a cut there. What'd ya do?" Person #2: "Cut myself shavin" Person #1: "Ah... old razor?" Person #2: "... old face" Do you sleep with that thing? I would if I slept. 1) Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill? 2) Well, I haven't killed you yet. A) Is that the one that has pits in his face? B) Dad, those are dimples A) Six shooter, huh? B) Mm-hmm A) Lotta old timers carry those LETHAL WEAPON 2 Eanie Meanie Miney....HEY MOE! #1 But, but, your Black! #2 He's right, you are, he is. 1- Why do you do this to yourself? 2- 'Cuz nobody will let me do it to them. #1: Diplomatic immunity! #2: It's just been revoked! 1-Okay. I get it. Good cop, bad cop. 2-Shut up. 1-Okay. Bad cop, bad cop. #1: How do I know you're the cops? #2: I'll shoot you through the door and you can examine the bullet. oh! well! It's the master race! LETHAL WEAPON 3 close is a lingerie store without a front window No he's choas, I'm mayhem. We're a double act, what are we required reading #1 They used a telescope big enough to see Venus. #2 Yeah, but I bet all they saw was Uranus. Person 1: Do you know what that says? (Referring to a NO SMOKING sign.) Person 2: Yea, same as that, (referring to another NO SMOKING sign) but I don't give a fuŁk. 1) Go to hell Riggs 2) You first LETHAL WEAPON 4 You have a right to remain silent. So shut the f*ck up. You have a right to an attorney, if you cant afford an attorney we'll provide you with the dumbest f*ckin lawyer on earth. And if you hire Johnny Cochrin I'll kill you. LONG KISS GOODNIGHT, THE Forget it! We play it my way. You want me back then you stay away. I'll call you. Those are the rules. Understand? - Charlie Baltimore Don't make assumption, because you know what they say about assumption: they make an ass-out-of-you-umption! You're going to die screaming and I'm going to watch." I'm always frank and earnest with women. In New York, I'm Frank, and in Chicago , I'm Ernest!!! Back when we first met, you were all like 'Oh, phooey, I burned the darn muffins.' Now you're going into a bar and 10 minutes later all the sailors are runnin' out. Your about to have 2.4 children LOOK WHO'S TALKING 1-Oh no, not a boy. I hate boys. 2-Looks like a hot dog with ears. 1-I resent that. Where are my thumbs? Where the HELL are my thumbs?!? I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why your in love with someone like her and then in love with someone like me. I have a BUSINESS DEGREE, she took BALLET CLASSES, I buy matching LANGERIE, she buys MAGIC CRYSTALS. When I found out I was pregnant, I decided to MAKE OUT A WILL, and when BETH had the girls, SHE HAD READING OF THEIR PAST LIVES!!! I just don't get it. And to top all off, YOU'RE STILL WITH HER!!! LOST IN SPACE If you have to be a babysitter its not such a bad nursery - Dr. Robinson |
