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Deciding on a Career and Course
"Imagine no possessions" said
John Lennon as he lounged sullenly at his grand piano and slurping disconsolately at his Dom Perignon..Yeah, just imagine. How irretrievably crap would that be? The words 'worst', 'case' and 'scenario' come not unreasonably to mind.
But in order to attain custody of life's little luxuries, it's simply no longer enough to hop into a canvas sack with a Japanese conceptual artist, whip your kit
off and bellow 'Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!'. Unfortunately, you're going to have to get a job.
Once you've come to terms with the fact that the Gallagher, De Niro and Spice Girl options are a little unfeasible, you're going to have to resign yourself to the pursuit of a practical alternative. It may come as something of a shock to realise that further education's entire point is not just to provide an excuse to drink subsidised whiskey, but to equip you, the punter, with the life-skills needed for a tortuous existence of perpetual corporate drudgery.......
...But hey, humdrum wage-slavery is not your only option. Make use of the following pages of top-notch careers advice and you too can redefine bloated opulence.
