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Deciding on a Career and Course
Once you've come to terms with the fact
that the Gallagher, De Niro and Spice Girl options are a little
unfeasible, you're going to have to resign yourself to the
pursuit of a practical alternative.
It may come as something of a shock to realise that further education's entire point is not just to provide an excuse to drink subsidised whiskey, but to equip you, the punter, with the life-skills needed for a tortuous existence of perpetual corporate drudgery.......
...But hey, humdrum wage-slavery is not your only option. Make use of the following pages of top-notch careers advice and you too can redefine bloated opulence.
