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Question One
Whilst dining in a fashionable West End brasserie with friends, you become aware of the fact that Eric Clapton is dining with a mystery blonde to your immediate right. Suddenly, the slowhanded blues fella begins choking on a misguided bit of spud...
Do you...
A: Deftly perform an emergency tracheotomy armed only with a steak knife and a drinking straw.
B: Loosen his Armani clobber, gasp at the width of his lapels and advise him never to wear a chocolate brown tie with a blue suit.
C: Take the opportunity to ascertain the identity of the mystery blonde and go through his pockets.
D: Demonstrate the Heimlich manoeuvre for the benefit of your friends and berate Eric for not chewing his food one hundred times.
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